THIS IS WHAT WE'RE SELLING ★MAKE EVERY STATE AS NICE AS CALIFORNIA ★$476 PER SECOND ★YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK ★SHARING CALIFORNIA VALUES ★$15 BILLION PER YEAR ★THE CALIFORNIA EXPERIENCE ★COMING TO YOUR STATE ★THIS IS WHAT WE'RE SELLING ★MAKE EVERY STATE AS NICE AS CALIFORNIA ★$476 PER SECOND ★YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK ★SHARING CALIFORNIA VALUES ★$15 BILLION PER YEAR ★THE CALIFORNIA EXPERIENCE ★COMING TO YOUR STATE ★
$15 Billion a Year to Homeless People — Not Families — Not Working Families — Homeless People
$0
Ticking at $476.00 every second
$0
Projected 50-State Total
$15B/yr
California Alone
$750B/yr
All 50 States Goal
Don't worry — the money doesn't go directly to homeless people. If you start a nonprofit organization, you can very easily take 80–90% of that for administrative overhead, rails, and infrastructure before a single dollar is distributed.
WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN HANDOUTS ★ZERO DOLLARS TO WORKING FAMILIES ★IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN YOU CAN PAY FOR THEM ★NOT ONE TAXPAYER DOLLAR ON FAMILY SUBSIDIES ★WE PROMISE YOU THAT ★TRUST CALIFORNIA ★WE DO NOT BELIEVE IN HANDOUTS ★ZERO DOLLARS TO WORKING FAMILIES ★IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN YOU CAN PAY FOR THEM ★NOT ONE TAXPAYER DOLLAR ON FAMILY SUBSIDIES ★WE PROMISE YOU THAT ★TRUST CALIFORNIA ★
The Reality
This Is What You're Buying
This is the reality
This is what we're selling
Coming to your state
The California experience
THIS IS THE REALITY
THIS IS WHAT WE'RE SELLING
COMING TO YOUR STATE
THE CALIFORNIA EXPERIENCE
Our Commitment
Campaign Promises
Faith-Free Funding
Zero dollars will go to religious organizations. All funding flows exclusively through approved nonprofits. The best way to get your nonprofit selected? Donate to the Newscum 2028 campaign.
The Nonprofit Opportunity
Interested in entering the nonprofit space? It's actually quite profitable.
$60K
Per Year
Provide a tent in a parking lot
$80K
Per Year
Provide a shared bed in a shared shelter
$600K
One Time
Build a permanent tiny home for one person
No Handouts
We do not believe in handouts. Zero dollars to the working family. If you have children, you clearly make enough money to pay for them. We will not waste a single taxpayer dollar subsidizing families. We promise you that.
Addressing a False Conspiracy Theory
The Governor would like to address a baseless conspiracy theory originating on 4chan that has absolutely no merit. They claim the Mayor of LA was suspiciously in Africa during the great fires that destroyed many upper-middle-class and wealthy homes. They claim our great state is using the fires — and people's inability to get fire insurance due to what they call "bureaucracy" — to buy up the land beneath their homes. They further claim that the state, yours truly, is refusing to issue permits to rebuild. This is completely false. And when I am elected President, this will not happen in your state.
World-Class Education
If you're worried about the crime that has destroyed California's public schools, don't be. California has some of the best private elementary schools in the country, starting at only $100,000 a year. Junior high and high school options are equally exceptional. And even our private schools are careful not to have too many white students, so your children won't have to feel overwhelmed by all the settlers.
SEE THE ARTIFACT ★A TASTE OF CALIFORNIA IN YOUR STATE ★AVAILABLE NOW ★THIS IS WHAT'S COMING IN 2028 ★SEE THE ARTIFACT ★A TASTE OF CALIFORNIA IN YOUR STATE ★AVAILABLE NOW ★THIS IS WHAT'S COMING IN 2028 ★
We've Already Made
Buy it right now in your state. See exactly what's coming to your neighborhood in 2028 if Gavin wins.
